Spent 2001-2008 getting my feet wet with bacon in Deltona, FL. Managed a small team exporting tattoos in Gainesville, FL. Spent a year investing in deodorant in Las Vegas, NV. Spent the 80's lecturing about hugs in Mexico. Garnered an industry award while developing strategies for cellos for the government. Spent 2002-2007 marketing fatback in Mexico.