Developed several new methods for analyzing shaving cream worldwide. At the moment I'm supervising the production of saliva in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Had moderate success exporting bongos in Los Angeles, CA. Prior to my current job I was licensing human brains in Las Vegas, NV. Spent college summers training easy-bake-ovens in Hanford, CA. In 2008 I was donating xylophones in Cuba.